Hello Blog, from now on for obvious reasons when I refer to this blog it will be called Captain Nehili Swavada. Moving on, Capt. Swavada, I arrived home quite recently from my friend Hogan Stelly's house. Anne and Lucie have asked me to start a blog which struck me as odd seeing as I have always seen bloggers as creepy people who have no one to talk to but their keyboard and their monitor. I suppose it has its advantages though. I get to post my various thoughts and everyday happenings here, and my creepy siblings get to look at them. I have three things I would like to speak about today.
1.)Why do Seersuckers have to go out of style after labor day? Having said that, when do they come back in style?
2.)
http://www.walkinginsquares.com/comics/wis_Wheres-love.png Hilarious3.)Why are third graders such assholes? One approached me, pointed at my glasses, and said,"Hehe NERD!" I politely responded to this by saying "Hehe TOOL!". Later, another one approached me and, seeing the stain just above my knee, said ," Whatcha do, piss you pants?"
I politely responded to this also, saying,"Yes, I peed right out of my knee penis."
Well, now all my weekends are fucked. I'll be reading this business.
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