Today I went to school and was shocked to find that SATs were starting. Listening is a bitch, but everything else was fine. I then took some notes in math, and continued to science. Here we talked about seasons and what causes them. This was interesting for all of five seconds. We then went to religion where we put prayer cards and plastic rosaries into plastic bags. I do not understand how I could gain any knowledge from this, maybe we were supposed to step into the shoes of Chinese child workers.

First Post

Entry: March 13th 2010.
Hello Blog, from now on for obvious reasons when I refer to this blog it will be called Captain Nehili Swavada. Moving on, Capt. Swavada, I arrived home quite recently from my friend Hogan Stelly's house. Anne and Lucie have asked me to start a blog which struck me as odd seeing as I have always seen bloggers as creepy people who have no one to talk to but their keyboard and their monitor. I suppose it has its advantages though. I get to post my various thoughts and everyday happenings here, and my creepy siblings get to look at them. I have three things I would like to speak about today.

1.)Why do Seersuckers have to go out of style after labor day? Having said that, when do they come back in style?
2.) http://www.walkinginsquares.com/comics/wis_Wheres-love.png Hilarious
3.)Why are third graders such assholes? One approached me, pointed at my glasses, and said,"Hehe NERD!" I politely responded to this by saying "Hehe TOOL!". Later, another one approached me and, seeing the stain just above my knee, said ," Whatcha do, piss you pants?"
I politely responded to this also, saying,"Yes, I peed right out of my knee penis."