Cartoon Day

Dear blog,

Earlier this week I found out that Friday SLCHS is having a cartoon day. This gives me a reason to dress up as a cartoon character of my choice. A few options came up...(including Dexter) but in the end I chose my childhood hero. Of course, this is Ash-fucking-Ketchum. See you tomorrow with pictures on hand.

Oh hello, I didn't see you there.

I just came downstairs from taking a shower after swim team. Anne has Gabe and I doing drills about twice as hard as the others. We went through an IM today along with what I think totaled to be about a 200 butterfly. Then Anne wouldn't let me use the towel to dry off and go in the grill....

Now for a link to another rather weird video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

Semi- Important update

3 orders of business.

1.)My beloved sister Margaret needs to stop talking about how wonderful Minnesota is, it's like she's TRYING to rub in my face that I have to live in this ass-backwards town for 4 more years.

2.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8

3.)Where the hell is that bitch Carmen Sandiego?

HAY BUDDEH

Blog! My main bro! How have you been pal? What's new?

I just got back from Jacob Seep's house and I got a good 3 hours of sleep.

Jacob's dogs, cute though they may be, piss me off sometimes.As soon as mom was within a few feet of the door the dogs went crazy, giving me a crude awakening. Mom bought some decent cereal at the store so I might be able to eat in the mornings now.

P.S. Apple Jacks FTW

Dearest Blog,

Today is the day of Easter. The day that we worship Jesus coming back from the dead and all that jazz. It is a day of love, compassion, family, and me kicking Jim's ass at ladder golf. Yesterday I completely demolished him by knocking down one of his bolos from the 2 point rung, and he needed two points to win. After that I seized victory with a hand of justice. Later we ate craw fish and I played a few games with David and Keenan. One of these days I'm going to totally be like Anne Frank. Except without the dying in a concentration camp part.

P.S.

That Easter Bunny is one lazy bastard. Seriously, no chocolate bunny?

Today I went to school and was shocked to find that SATs were starting. Listening is a bitch, but everything else was fine. I then took some notes in math, and continued to science. Here we talked about seasons and what causes them. This was interesting for all of five seconds. We then went to religion where we put prayer cards and plastic rosaries into plastic bags. I do not understand how I could gain any knowledge from this, maybe we were supposed to step into the shoes of Chinese child workers.

First Post

Entry: March 13th 2010.
Hello Blog, from now on for obvious reasons when I refer to this blog it will be called Captain Nehili Swavada. Moving on, Capt. Swavada, I arrived home quite recently from my friend Hogan Stelly's house. Anne and Lucie have asked me to start a blog which struck me as odd seeing as I have always seen bloggers as creepy people who have no one to talk to but their keyboard and their monitor. I suppose it has its advantages though. I get to post my various thoughts and everyday happenings here, and my creepy siblings get to look at them. I have three things I would like to speak about today.

1.)Why do Seersuckers have to go out of style after labor day? Having said that, when do they come back in style?
2.) http://www.walkinginsquares.com/comics/wis_Wheres-love.png Hilarious
3.)Why are third graders such assholes? One approached me, pointed at my glasses, and said,"Hehe NERD!" I politely responded to this by saying "Hehe TOOL!". Later, another one approached me and, seeing the stain just above my knee, said ," Whatcha do, piss you pants?"
I politely responded to this also, saying,"Yes, I peed right out of my knee penis."